The Yogurt Shop Murders: Secrets, Scandals, and Unsolved Truths | The Sassy Gazette 📰 The Sassy Gazette Proudly Presents: Dicking Around With Richie A True Crime Feed 🔥 The Yogurt Shop Murders: The Case Austin Can’t Bury By RICHIE D. MOWREY “I saw things in Vietnam, and I thought nothin' would ever match that. Well, this matches that.” Detective Mike Huckabay, Austin Police Department On a cold night in December 1991, four teenage girls were slaughtered inside an I Can’t Believe It’s Yogurt! shop in Austin, Texas. The crime scene was pure hell: the shop ablaze, bodies stacked and burned, evidence soaked and washed away. It’s been over three decades, and guess what? Still. Unsolved. This case has haunted Austin’s collective memory like a ghost. And honestly, there’s plenty to be haunted about. Let’s dive in, because the Yogurt Shop Murders deserve more than the hush-hush treatment they keep getting. 💥 The Amy Ayers Mystery: Why Was She Killed Differently? One ...
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