⚠️ Editor’s Note:
This piece is written in the exaggerated, scandalous style of 19th-century yellow journalism not as endorsement, but as critique.
The real horror here isn’t just the murder, but how the press devoured it.
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On the morning of March 21, 1873, police entered his luxurious Degraw Street residence... and made a discovery so ghastly, so unthinkable, it left hardened men white with fear:
Tabbs was no stranger to scandal. Rumors swirled that she had enticed Mr. Goodrich into unholy relations. Even more shocking? She had a secret companion a mixed-race lad named George Wilson, described as “a light-skinned Lothario under her terrible spell.”
Together, this diabolical duo are said to have “ensnared the gentleman in a net of lust, jealousy, and perversion” until it ended in bloodshed and betrayal.
The head? Missing. A search party fanned across Brooklyn like wildfire. Crowds gathered. Morbid whispers echoed from saloon to sewing circle.
Others believe Wilson acted on his own, caught in a triangle of passion and fear.
But the most shocking theory? That Mr. Goodrich, pillar of society, was a "willing participant in this depraved entanglement."
Can it be true? Had the millionaire succumbed to the wiles of a colored enchantress?
Newspapers spill daily with new “facts,” “confessions,” and wild speculation:
But the law must decide...
and all of Brooklyn holds its breath.
Sermons are preached. Households lock their doors. And yet? They can’t stop reading.
⚠️ Retrospective Context:
In mimicking the language of yellow journalism, we expose its cruelty, absurdity, and racial panic for what it was a spectacle that dehumanized and distorted.
🕵️♂️ Dicking Around With Richie: A True Crime Feed proudly brought to you by The Sassy Gazette
This piece is written in the exaggerated, scandalous style of 19th-century yellow journalism not as endorsement, but as critique.
The real horror here isn’t just the murder, but how the press devoured it.
🕵️♂️ Dicking Around With Richie: A True Crime Feed brought to you by The Sassy Gazette
💀🗞️ MILLIONAIRE SLAIN IN HIS OWN MANSION!!
"COLORED SHE-DEVIL" & HER YOUNG LOVER ACCUSED IN BLOOD-CURDLING BROOKLYN MURDER!
TRUNK FULL OF BODY PARTS DISCOVERED HEAD MISSING!
By RICHIE D. MOWREY for The Sassy Gazette (The Brooklyn Scandal Sheet, 1873 Edition)🕯️ THE VICTIM: A MAN OF WEALTH, TASTE... AND SECRET SINS??
Charles Goodrich, age 41, was no ordinary man a bachelor of means, a gentleman of refinement, and a fixture in the grand borough of Brooklyn. Neighbors knew him as quiet. Polite. Dignified. But behind the velvet curtains of his brownstone? A world of darkness festered.On the morning of March 21, 1873, police entered his luxurious Degraw Street residence... and made a discovery so ghastly, so unthinkable, it left hardened men white with fear:
“His limbs SEVERED! His body TRUNKED! His HEAD VANISHED!!”
🔥 A SINISTER WOMAN & HER YOUTHFUL ACCOMPLICE!
Enter Hannah Mary Tabbs, a woman the press has deemed "a wild-eyed negress of most wicked disposition!" Described as strong, coarse, and calculating, she quickly emerged as the prime suspect in what the yellow papers now call “The Brooklyn Butchery.”Tabbs was no stranger to scandal. Rumors swirled that she had enticed Mr. Goodrich into unholy relations. Even more shocking? She had a secret companion a mixed-race lad named George Wilson, described as “a light-skinned Lothario under her terrible spell.”
Together, this diabolical duo are said to have “ensnared the gentleman in a net of lust, jealousy, and perversion” until it ended in bloodshed and betrayal.
🧳 THE TRUNK OF HORRORS!
Neighbors complained of a stench and soon, it was clear why.In the rear of the home, authorities uncovered a trunk. Inside: limbs hacked with surgical cruelty, bones cracked, flesh bundled like meat.
The head? Missing. A search party fanned across Brooklyn like wildfire. Crowds gathered. Morbid whispers echoed from saloon to sewing circle.
“Was it rage? Witchcraft? A ritual of revenge?”
🔎 THEORIES, WHISPERS, AND SHOCKING REVELATIONS!
One constable claimed Tabbs “kept the man like a puppet, to be used and tossed aside.”Others believe Wilson acted on his own, caught in a triangle of passion and fear.
But the most shocking theory? That Mr. Goodrich, pillar of society, was a "willing participant in this depraved entanglement."
Can it be true? Had the millionaire succumbed to the wiles of a colored enchantress?
🧑🏽⚖️ A COURTROOM CIRCUS BREWS!
As the case barrels toward trial, Brooklyn is transfixed.Newspapers spill daily with new “facts,” “confessions,” and wild speculation:
- Did Hannah act alone?
- Was George her pawn or her puppet master?
- Was Charles Goodrich truly innocent or secretly depraved?
The press has made its verdict: “GUILTY IN THE COURT OF PUBLIC SCANDAL!”
But the law must decide...
and all of Brooklyn holds its breath.
⚠️ THE MORAL DECAY OF MODERN TIMES??
This is not just a murder. It is a sign of society’s collapse, say the editors of every moralizing rag in town.“Interracial seduction. Unbridled lust. Women with knives. Men with no virtue. WHAT NEXT?”
Sermons are preached. Households lock their doors. And yet? They can’t stop reading.
✨ THE SASSY VERDICT:
Behind every silk curtain of respectability in Gilded Age Brooklyn lies a truth darker than soot.A man with secrets. A woman with wrath. A trunk full of flesh. And a city that pretended to be shocked... while devouring every bloody detail.
⚠️ Retrospective Context:
In mimicking the language of yellow journalism, we expose its cruelty, absurdity, and racial panic for what it was a spectacle that dehumanized and distorted.
🕵️♂️ Dicking Around With Richie: A True Crime Feed proudly brought to you by The Sassy Gazette
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