Welcome to America’s Conspiracy Carnival
Florida Man, QAnon Mom, and the Collapse of Common Sense By RICHIE D MOWREY for The Sassy Gazette Because the truth shouldn’t need a tinfoil hat. Welcome to America’s Conspiracy Carnival Somewhere between “The Earth is flat” and “JFK Jr. is coming back,” the collective IQ of the nation took a nosedive and no one yelled “pull up.” Instead, we handed the wheel to Florida Man in his jorts and QAnon Mom with her “Save the Children” sign duct-taped to a Stanley Cup knockoff. Conspiracy culture isn’t new. But it has mutated. What used to be whispered over beer and bad cable TV is now shouted in 4K with ring lights and hashtags. We didn’t just lose the plot we sold it to Facebook for ad revenue and a promo code for brain fog supplements. Florida Man Starter Pack Gas station hotdog. American flag shorts. Logic: Missing. Florida Man: America’s Chaos Mascot Florida Man isn’t one guy. He’s an entire demographic of poor decisions and Publix receipts. He’s the headline legen...
