Little Dickies, There are some cases that feel less like crimes and more like collisions. Not just between two people, but between image and reality, attention and accountability, performance and consequence. The case of Courtney Clenney is one of those collisions. What happened inside a luxury Miami condominium on April 3, 2022, was not just a domestic dispute that turned deadly. It was the violent end of a relationship already spiraling in plain sight, unfolding in a world where perception is currency and the internet is perpetually obsessed with clicks. The Victim A Life, Not a Headline Christian Obumseli wasn’t a headline. He was a son, a brother, a young man with a future that should have stretched far beyond a Miami high-rise. Christian Obumseli was not a social media brand. He was not a persona curated for engagement. He was a son, a brother, and a young man whose life should have stretched far beyond a Miami high-rise...
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