The Sassy Gazette

“The Rap Beef That Made Us All Dumber: Kendrick vs. Drake and the Battle of Overhyped Egos” Let’s set the record straight: the so-called “rap beef of the decade” between Kendrick Lamar and Drake was less Nas vs. Jay-Z and more two toddlers fighting over a toy microphone. What we witnessed was not a lyrical war it was an exhausting, overcooked saga starring two grown men who think rhyming “hermetic” with “aesthetic” makes them Shakespeare. Kendrick Lamar, the self-declared savior of hip-hop, who raps like he’s delivering a TED Talk at an exorcism, decided to remind everyone he exists by jumping on a Future & Metro Boomin track to call out Drake (and, inexplicably, J. Cole, who ran off like he forgot to turn off the stove). Kendrick’s “Like That” verse was the audio equivalent of a pretentious art student trying to sound deep while quoting Nietzsche in a group chat. Yes, he can write. But sometimes, just shut up. Your flow is tighter than your jeans, Kendrick, but that doesn’t make y...

WESTFIELD, INDIANA — If you thought  The Curious Case of Benjamin Button  was a quirky piece of fiction, buckle up, buttercup, because reality has out-weirded fantasy once again. Meet Natalia Grace: the mysterious orphan-turned-media-sensation whose age, identity, and entire existence are now the subject of not one, not two, but three jaw-dropping docuseries. She’s either a vulnerable 6-year-old Ukrainian child abandoned by the very people who were supposed to protect her… Or a full-grown adult sociopath with a flair for deception and orthopedic shoes. Or an underfunded plot twist from a  Dateline  fever dream. Take your pick. ⸻ Previously, on “America’s Most Confusing Adoption”: The Barnetts, an Indiana couple, adopt Natalia Grace in 2010. Within two years, they’re publicly accusing her of pretending to be a child, trying to kill them, and possibly being a pint-sized criminal mastermind. You know, normal parenting stuff. They have her age legally changed from 6 to 2...